Thursday, April 27, 2017

50 Funny and Cool Non Veg Jokes in Hindi English

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi and English: After Sharing Funny Whatsapp Jokes and Stylish Whatsapp Dp, today i am sharing some Non Veg Jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook. There are many Double Meaning Jokes which always make us happy.
Non Veg Jokes


Jokes or Funny SMS is a very good laughter martial and its a very good thing for mouth exercise. When we get non veg jokes, we laugh and you better know laughter is a best medicine.  So guys find best collection of funny messages here an send it to your friends.
Non Veg Jokes


Non Veg Jokes


Below i have shared Hindi and English Non Veg Jokes 2017. You can choose the best one and read or share with your mates online. Its very easy and free to download. If you own or write some Jokes, do share it with me.

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Non Veg Jokes in English


Here is my cool collection of latest 2017 Non Veg Jokes in English for Whatsapp and Facebook. Jokes are liked by every person and we used to read them, when we are free. They are our good time pass. 

When we get bore, we try to make our mood nice with jokes, but if its Non Veg Joke, then we laugh out laud, as our mind always think about negative. Double Meaning Jokes are very crazy, but they are very hard to find. So i am sharing some cool collection below.

A. Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.
smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.

B. T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

C. Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite. Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

D. A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.

E. A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.

F. T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt.

Non Veg Jokes 140 Character


G. BE A FRIEND LIKE WOMAN’S BRA
COLOURFUL
COMFORTABLE
STRETCHEABLE
SUPPORTIVE
HOLDING TIGHTLY
NEVER LET GO DOWN
ALWAYS NEAR THE HEART

H. Girl told to tire mechanize have sex with me. Mechanic told, ok. Come to swimming pool. She asked why? He replied because I can identify the hole only in water.

I. A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care. Next day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.

J. My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you.

K. A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? Car Seat Belt U dirty mind.

L. I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi


Mere Hindi dosto app sub kaise ho, App ache hi hogay. Mere bhai or bhen aap ager es post pe kuch ache or majedaar Non Veg Jokes dekh rhe hai to app to bta du mene best and Funny Jokes sifr apke lia collect kiye hai app eskoi use kre or apne dosto ko pagal bane.

1. बंता: लड़कियों के यूरिन में लड़को के यूरिन से ज्यादा बदबू क्यों आती है!

संता: क्योंकि लड़कियों में लड़को की तरहा नीचे दो फिनायल की गोलियां नहीं होती!


2. बंता: संता बता सकते हो सबसे अच्छी मेडीसिन कौन सी है?

संता: बियाग्रा!

बंता: वो कैसे?

संता: क्योंकि उसका कोई साइड इफेक्ट नहीं है सिर्फ फ्रंट इफेक्ट है!
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3. संता अपनी सुहागरात की आधी रात में ही पसीने पसीने होकर कमरे से बाहर निकलता है!

बंता: क्या हुआ?

संता: यार यह अकेले बन्दे का काम नहीं है!

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4. Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.


5. Pappu: Bhaisaab Ek Condom Dena. Maine Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai.
Dukandar: Is Par Cover Chada Dun Kya?
Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.


6. Santa Di Biwi Pregnant Si Te Sante Nu Puri Ummed Si Ki Mainu Munda Hi Ho Hoyega. Par Delievry To Kuch Din Pehla Hi Santa Da Transfer Doosre Shehar Vi


7. Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai. Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Ustaad Pe Chaki (Bite)
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8. Banta: Jagah Nahi Milne Se Log Sex Nahi Kar Pate. Santa: Pehli Bar Mere Sath Aisa Hi Hua. Banta: Fir? Santa: Fir Ladki Ne Bataya Jagah Tango K Beech Hai.

9. Ek exident me –
Sunny leone ke boyfriend ka panis kat gya.
Doctor – Humare pass kutte ka panis hain,
Wo lga de kya ?
Sunny leone – Gadhe ka panis ho to wo lga do,
Kutte jaisa to iska pahale bhi tha.

10. Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “BF Hai?”
Ladki: “Haan Hai.”
Santa: “HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?”
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11. Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“

 12. Ek aurat ko shadi ke 10 saal bad bhi baccha nahi huya.
Aurat – Baba ji mujhe baccha nahi ho rha kya krun ?
Baba ji hath dekhkar – Tum thik ho,
Tumhare pati ke panis me kuch kmi hain, Jiske karan baccha nahi ho rha.
Aurat – Baba ji phir to pure mohalle ke mardo ke panis khrab hain. 🙂

13. सुनसान गली में “लडका”सुसु कर रहा था, “एक लड़की डर के रुक गई।”
लडका  बोला, “आप निकल जाओ बहन जी, आप जिससे डर रही हो, उसको मैंने पकड़ रखा है।
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

14. एक लड़की ने ब्लू फ़िल्म ….
end तक देखी ..
क्योकि उसको लगा कि….
लड़का end में लड़की से….
शादी करेगा…

15. कभी किसी को ये मत बोलना कि
2 मिनट में तेरी माँ चोद दूंगा।
इससे ऐसा मालूम पड़ता है।
जैसे आपको।
शीघ्रपतन की बीमारी है।
आगे जैसी आपकी मर्जी।
😂😂😂😂😂

16. आज मुरारी न छोरी आले  देखन आगेअर उसके बापू तै पूछी – आपके  लड़के ने क्या  क्या कर रखा है?बापू बोल्या – जी इसणे आधेगाम की गैंड मं लठ करराख्या स!!!!
😝😝😜

17. एक बूढ़ा और बूढ़ी सेक्स करने लगे।
बूढ़ी: डाल दिया क्या?
बूढ़ा: हाँ, लगता तो है।
बूढ़ी: अच्छा तो फिर, आह, आह, आह।

18. MARD hone k 6 fayade:
1. ‘Un Dino’ ka tension nahi hota.
2. Koi Heavy saaman latakta nahi
rahta(.)(.)
3. Nange bhi ghumo to kisi ki
bhavnaye nahi jagti.
4. Virgnity ka koi proof nahi hota.
5. Khujane pe hath geela nahi hota.
6. And above all, jaha chahe waha
moot sakte h.
IF U R MEN.!
Jiyo L**D utha k

19. Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team
Antakshari
Khel rahi thi
Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi
Dikhayenge,
Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum
Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao

20. Most BOYS don’t like
Touch screen mobile,
YOU know why?
Jinhe dabane ki aadat ho,
Unhe bas touch karne
me kahan maza aayega…!!!!
To mere dost kaise lge apko mere Non Veg Jokes in Hindi. Mein umeed krta hu apko maja aaya hoga read karne mein or dosto ko send krne mein. Mein lgataar apne blog mein new Jokes updated krta rhuga. app aate rhne or read krte rhne.

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