Sunday, March 5, 2017

Top Funny Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi And English

Top Funny Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi And English: Today i am sharing some awesome funny whatsapp jokes for friends. We have a lot of whatsapp group and we always spend a lot of time on this app. Its a time to sent some funny jokes for friends.

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Reading all these jokes messages, I am sure, you could easily make your friends laugh and you are also laughing all the time. Send all these jokes on your groups and Do not miss any one below, you may lose tons of happiness and laughter on your side. I have spended alot of time to share this collection jokes with you include Funny whatsapp SMS jokes, whatsapp short sms jokes, short jokes for whatsapp, text jokes whatsapp, sms text jokes, sardar hindi jokes.

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Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi

Funny Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi

Top Funny Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi

Funny Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi
एक पिता ने अपने बेटे को दो-तीन झापड़ रसीद
कर दिए, थोड़ी देर बाद प्यार से सॉरी बोल दिया…!!!
बेटा: – डैड, एक कागज लो, उसे मोड़ो, रोल बनाओ।
वापस उस कागज को खोलो और देखो क्या वह पहले
जैसा ही कड़क है…??
पिता: – नहीं…!!!
बेटा: – सही कहा, रिश्ते भी ऐसे ही होते हैं…!!
सॉरी से काम नहीं चलता…!!!
पिता: – बेटा बाहर मेरा स्कूटर खड़ा है, जाओ और उस पर
एक किक मारो, बताओ क्या वह स्टार्ट हुआ…??
बेटा: – नहीं हुआ…!!!
पिता: – अब तीन-चार किक मारो…!!
बेटा: – स्टार्ट हो गया…!!
पिता: – तू भी वही स्कूटर है, कागज नहीं…!!
ज्ञान मत दे मुझे…!!! 😀😀😀😀😀

ताऊ: – कुत्तो आयो है जा एक रोटी लिया…!!!
ताई: – रोटी तो नी है…!!!
ताऊ: – तो लठ लिया खाली नी जावा दांगा…!!!  

क्या अजीब संयोग है…!!!
स्कूल में हाजिरी लेते लेते अचानक कलम रुक गयी..!!!
लड़की का नाम था “परिधि व्यास””
मैने कहा: – क्या खूब “ज्यामितीय” नाम है…!! बेटी, तुम्हारे
पापा का नाम…??
वो बोली: – जी, “आधार” चंद्र व्यास…!!! और मम्मी…???
वो बोली: – जी, “त्रिज्या” व्यास…!!! और भाई…??
वो बोली : जी “कर्ण” व्यास…!!! फिर तो परिवार
में “रेखा” और “बिंदु” भी होंगी…??
वो शरमाकर बोली, जी “दोनों” बुआजी हैं मेरी… 

Dad: – बेटा लस्सी पीयेगा…??
Kid: – नही…!!!
Dad: – बेटा दूध पीयेगा?
Kid – नही..!!!
Dad: – बेटा जूस पीयेगा…??
Kid: – नही…!!!
Dad: – “बिल्कुल माँ पर गया है, लगता
खून ही पीयेगा…!!!”
माँ वहीँ बैठी थी, उससे रहा नहीं गया…!!!
Mom: – बेटा एपल खाओगे?
Kid: – नही…!!!
Mom: – बेटा आम खाओगे?
Kid: – नही…!!!
Mom: – बेटा ऑरेंज खाओगे?
Kid: – नही…!!
Mom: – “बिल्कुल बाप पर गया है, चप्पल ही खाएगा….!!!” 🙂

आज मैंने इक दोस्त के 3 बार फोन करयो उने एक बार भी नी उठायो,
फिर मैेने एक मैसेज भेज्यो “वा थारा नम्बर मांगी री थी”,
30 बार फोन अई गयो अब मैं नी उठई रियो हूँ.  😜😝😁

आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और
हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की
” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ” 👄😘

Baburao : Aye Raju… Aaj meri Kutti ne anda diya…
Raju : Ye Kutti kab se Anda dene lagi…
Baburao : Ye Baburao ka Style hai re baba…
Apni Murgi ka naam kutti rakha hai…

Whatsapp Jokes In English

Call from a bank….

“Hello Mrs Khanna Mam”.
We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.
1. No annual charges
2. No interest on balance for three months
3. Big credit limit
4. No penalties for over spending.

Smart reply by the lady..
” No thanks “.
I have a husband…
1. With lifetime zero fee
2. No spending limit
3. No penalties and most importantly
4. No repayment forever.

Line cut without a word!!
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”

God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,

“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”

(You’ll love this)

God replied:

“I couldn’t recognize you!”

Aur karo makeup
Drugs For Husbands!

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval…

ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…

SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim…

SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on TV…

WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…

SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…

FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.

VERYTASTYMYCIN : husband always praises wife’s cooking
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Fool.


Guys i will also update daily whatsapp Funny Jokes in Hindi and English. Whatsapp is best app for chatting and making fun. We like to Share jokes, images, wishes and wallapers Status with our friends and groups. All Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi are updates here and we will again update the list. You can also Share this  Whatsapp Jokes with Your Friends, relative and lover on Facebook.

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