100 Cool Whatsapp Status {*2017 New*} Updates List

Read Below a beautiful article on Whatsapp Status, Which helped more than 10000 reader to update a Cool Styling Status ! Mind Blowing 300+ Status about every situation and feeling of Love, Hate, Sad, Happy, Angry, Attitude and Rude.


Are you looking for Cool and Awesome Whatsapp Status to update your app, or want to show some love and express your thoughts? Your search has ended up and you are on right page, here in this post I have shared 300's of Best Whatsapp Status.

What is Whatsapp Status and how to Update it

According to official Website "WhatsApp Status allows you to share photos, videos and animated GIFs that disappear after 24 hours.". Many other websites says "Whatsapp statuses are same as Snapchat or Instagram Stories". 

In the older WhatsApp version there were three columns were placed from left to right, namely ‘Calls’, ‘Chats’ and ‘Contacts’. To view your friends status you have to check Contacts list. Now Whatsapp Application has been updated by the makers and now you will see Status column on left side and you can see latest updated status by your contents.

How to update: There is 2 method to update Whatsapp Status now


1. When you click on Status icon on the bottom left, you can see The ‘Camera’ icon on the extreme left opens up your camera and lets you quickly capture an image, make a video or upload from your library as a Status.

2. The second method is simple and under column Status, you can see "my Status". You can edit it and put new Status.

1. Whatsapp Statuses in English Language


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2. Best Whatsapp Status in English

Here is a list of all English Whatsapp Status to show love, respect and anger toward your friends. You can use these Status collection whenever you need to express your feelings.

1. I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

2. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.


3. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

4. Diets are hard because I get hungry.

5. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

6. No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

7. Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.

8. Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.

9. Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

10. Silence is a source of great strength.

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11. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

12. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!

13. I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.


14. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

15. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
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16. When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

17. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

18. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.



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19. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

20. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

21. When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

22. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

23. Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

24. Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

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26. Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

27. Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

28. The soul that is within me no man can degrade.

29. A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.

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30. Perhaps I am stronger than I think.

31. Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

32. Every burden is a blessing.


33. Courage is grace under pressure.

34. I’m thankful for every moment.

35. The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.

36. Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

37. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

38. Where words fail, music speaks.

39. Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.

40. My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!

41. Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

42. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.


43. We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.

44. Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.

45. All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

46. Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.

47. We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.

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49. If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

50. Everyday is a second chance.

51. If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

52. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

53. we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

54. sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

55. If You Think You can Beat Me Just “Wake up and Apologize to me”.

56. I’m thankful for every moment.


57. The soul that is within me no man can degrade.

58. Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

59. Dream as if you’ll live forever….Live as if tomorrow is last one.

60. a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

61. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

61. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

63. Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

64. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

65. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

66. we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

67. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

68. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

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69. It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

70. Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.

71. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

72. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

73. I got less but I got best!

74. You affect the world by what you browse.

75. Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.

76. Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.

77. Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

78. With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

79. Patience is the art of hoping.

80. Genius is eternal patience.

81. Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.

82. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

83. Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.

84. If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.

85. Silence is the most powerful scream.

86. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

87. I know who I am, you have no need to explain.

88. Act like a lady think like a boss.

89. Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and roll like a boss.

90. My attitude: I don’t like to take right decision, I take decisions and make them right.

91. I don’t care what you think of me I’m happy that’s all that matters <3.:)

92. I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.

 93. ‘Lose my attitude?’ It’s not an attitude. I’m sick of being unappreciated. I’d love to see where you’d be without me.

94. If you show your attitude to me then I will show you my middle finger.

95. If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

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96. Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.

97. You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

98. I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

99. They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least. Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

100. Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

101. Love me or hate me but you will never change me. <3

102. I’ve never met an ugly person unless their attitude showed me otherwise.

103. Do not give advice unless you are asked to.

104. It’s not that everybody may hate or love your attitude. Leave those who hate it and keep it for those are busy loving it.

105. I received nothing I wanted, but I received everything I needed.

106. Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

107. Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

108. Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

109. I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

110. When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

111. “My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

112. If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

113. James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

114. I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

115. James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

116. Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.


117. I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.

118. Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

119. Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

120. If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

121. My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

122. I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

123. Possible is more a matter of attitude, a matter of decision, to choose among the impossible possibilities, when one sound opportunity becomes a possible solution.

124. I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.

125. The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

126. Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

127. Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

128. Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

129. Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

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130. Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

131. I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

132. I wish my wallet came with free refills.

133. My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

134. Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

135. It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

136. Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

137. Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

138. Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

139. Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

140. Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

141. Success is the by-product of your attitude.

142. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

143. Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

144. Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

145. Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

146. Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.

147. I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.

148. My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

149. Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

150. Attitude is like pregnancy, no matter how long you hide it, it will come out.

151. There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.

152. Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

153. I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

154. Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.


155. Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!

156. Treat me the way you expect to be treated.

157. I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

158. Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

159. (Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

160. Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

161. Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

162. I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

163. I’m going on a date with my pillow! Goodnight :)

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164. Lauren lives vicariously... Through herself.

165. 47% of all statistics are worthless.

166. James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

167. Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.

168. School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

169. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won’t get no where til you change it.

170. When it rains all the birds fly for shelter but the eagle alone avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Problems are common to all but the attitude makes the difference.

171. I may not be the best, I may not loved by any one but I am me. That’s what makes me special.

172. A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!

173. The bigger the challenge, the greater risk I’ll take, the more contented I am.

174. Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com
 

175. If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

176. On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

177. I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

178. I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

179. I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

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180. I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

181. When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

182. My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

183. Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

184. Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

185. My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.

186. That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

187. If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

188. I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

189. The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

190. I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.

191. Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

192. Don’t do drugs…give them to me.

193. You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.

194. I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored. After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.

195. Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought!

196. Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

197. I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

198. My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.

199. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.

200. After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.

201. 3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???

202. There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

203. Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

204. Say it to my face, not through your status!


205. Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

206. If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

207. All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.

208. Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

209 You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

210. It is a positive attitude towards life that makes dreams come true.

211. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

212. Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

213. That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

214. A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

215. Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

216. I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.

217. Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

218. I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

219. Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

220. There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

221. I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?

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222. Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder!

223. Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

224. If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head

225. Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?

226. The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!

227. If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

228. Life is too short to worry about matching socks.

229. Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

230. True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

231. Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

232. What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

233. Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

234. I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

235. My middle finger salutes your attitude.

236. I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

237. I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

341. A can-do attitude is all one needs. It acts like a bridge between success and failure.

238. I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.

239. How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

240. Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

241. Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.

242. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

243. I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.

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244. Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.

245. Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

246. Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

247. Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

248. Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."

249. They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

250. For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

251. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

252. No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

253. Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

254. …It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

255. He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

256. Am quitting face book to face my books.

257. Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

258. Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

259. Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

260. Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

261. If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

262. Facebook should have “So What” button!

263. As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

264. My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

265. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

266. Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

267. Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

268. Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

269. I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

270. Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

271. Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

272. I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

273. I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.

274. You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.

275. An attitude is an inward thought that wiggles its way out.

276. I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.

277. People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.

278. Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.

279. I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

280. Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

281. How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

282. I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

283. What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

284. You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

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285. Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

286. I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

287. Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

288. Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

289. If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

290. I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

291. I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!

292. I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.

293. I might not be someone’s first choice, but I am a great choice. I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I’ve done in the past, but I’m proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, but I don’t need to be. I am the way God made me. Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away.

294. There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive.

295. A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings and destiny from finding you. Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.

296. Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.

297. What others think of me is none of my business.

298. Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

299. Keep your face towards the sunshine, you will never see the shadow.

300. I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.

301. Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like my king. Treat me like a game. And I’ll show you how it’s played.

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302. I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.

303. Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you!

304. Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.

305. I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.

306. Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse.

307. My attitude is based on the way you treat me.

308. Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

309. I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

310. Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.

311. Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

312. Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.

313. I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

314. The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

315. Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

316. Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

317. Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!

318. Never judge a book by it's movie.

319. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

320. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

321. I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

322. Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

323. So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

324. If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

325. For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

326. David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

327. Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

328. I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

329. I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

330. If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

331. Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.

332. I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case, you’re right! Carry on…

333. Don’t run after him who tries to avoid you..!

334. To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.

335. It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

336. Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

337. I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

338. I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

339. Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

340. I just want to be left alone, is it hard. I don’t wanna talk because it ain’t going anywhere, let me be. I’ll be fine because I’m stronger than you think I am, I will not be defeated.

341. I let my haters be my motivators.

342. Attitude is not what you learn from school, it is part of your nature from within.

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